October 21, 2004

A-Kon 16 and SCREAM!!!

    The part of my post today that will concern the "SCREAM!!!" in the title will be posted last, as it deals with something that not everyone may wish to read, just a forewarning if you will.

    First, I would like to talk about A-Kon 16, which is nearly 8 months away. However, if you register before 31st, you are entered into a chance to win free hotel rooms, and it is 32 bucks if you register before December, t-shirts are 18 bucks. Go register HERE if you feel the need! Though, if we, on one order, have 10 or more tickets, there is 15% off... so maybe we should talk about that as well.

    Another thing, I got Serious Sam for the Game Boy Advance the other day. I have not played a lot of it, but gotten through 3 levels so far. It is fun, but not the best port onto the Game Boy, kinda like that review says. It is really hard to control, thankfully it has a somewhat minor auto aim, mainly because you can not aim up and down, just side to side control. It is fun, and I would love to see it as multiplayer, gotta check to see if you need a game in each game boy or just one. I have not read the booklet yet, so there might be a few more control features I am unaware of.

    **DISCLAIMER** The following part of this post might not be something everyone wants to read, it has to do with the Rectum, and more specifically, my rectum.

    I have, since about Sunday, had lots of anal pain, mainly when I had a bowel movements. The pain was, and is currently, concentrated to a specific location. I have had minor pains similiar to this that have gone away in a day or two, but this pain was more severe and has remained. I decided to go to my doctor (yes, it hurts enough for me to want to see someone that will probably be sticking something up my butt), so I setup an appointment for today. I called this morning when I woke up and got it scheduled for 2:15pm. Well, I got it checked out, and apparently I have rectum tearing. Basically, the doctor said, one of two things happened. I had a large bowel movement (as he said, I just call it poop, but whatever, that sounds better) that strained the muscle and caused it to spasm and then burst/break/rupture, or I might could have had a hemorrhoid that ruptured and then "scabbed over" and was bothered. Most likely the muscle thing though, I mean, it makes sense, I am so strong, I just over used my muscle.

    Anyways, so he came back in and told me he got me some pills.... some SUPPOSITORY pills to be more exact. Yeah, oh joy for me when I heard that! 2 times a day for 15 days it would seem. He also recommended baby whipes, and that actually sounds like a good idea. I have not yet gotten to see the size of the pill, my father was out getting the prescription filled, and 3:30 hit, so I went on to work. I'll take some pictures later of the pills maybe, and post them, I am sure everyone wants to see it.

    Well, that is all, and I guess you might understand why I titled part of the post "SCREAM!!!".

    TUMEO.

Posted by JP at October 21, 2004 05:55 PM
Comments

all of the cool people have anal fissures

Posted by: joe at October 21, 2004 06:34 PM

Wow you feel no hesitation about sharing about private parts of your body. Crazy child... you are strange one Mr. Grinch.

Posted by: jen at October 21, 2004 08:20 PM

Yeah, I guess some of your personality did rub off on me >..<

Posted by: Jonathan at October 21, 2004 09:05 PM

The important thing is that you went to a doctor and found out what's up your @SS, I mean what happened to your @$$...

Hope you get better soon!

Posted by: Jay at October 22, 2004 12:12 AM

JP Currently it doesn't look like I will be attending AKON 16, as I will be living in St Louis. If I do, I will go as a volunteer again, but I won't know until march or april, so don't bother me about it until then, okay?

Posted by: Tina at October 22, 2004 02:52 AM

wow.
just wow.

Sorry that you "hurt" I hope it gets better soon.

And no pictures plz. k thx.

Posted by: thejayjay at October 22, 2004 01:14 PM

Poor JP. Good luck with the tearing. I'll be prayin for ya. Oh, we're gunna see Team America Sunday. So you should throw one of those donut pillows in the Geo and come on down after class Monday.

Posted by: HardwareGuy at October 22, 2004 01:14 PM

hmm... since you have two conflicting days there, I am guessing you meant you will be seeing team america on Monday, not Sunday.

Ironically (or not), on my computer chair I have my body pillow so I am sitting on it.

Posted by: Jonathan at October 22, 2004 03:19 PM

heh, yeah, all the cool people have em :( heh.

Posted by: Nick at October 22, 2004 06:32 PM

Yeah, Monday. Didn't see that one.

Posted by: HardwareGuy at October 22, 2004 11:27 PM
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